A sports enthusiast died and went to heaven. Upon arriving there he ran into St. Peter. Their conversation soon ran into sports. St. Peter told him there was a football game being played right now by many of the great players. He was instructed where to go if he wanted to see the game. After the game he ran into St. Peter. He told him what a great game he saw. He questioned St. Peter about an old man walking up and down the sideline with long gray hair and a robe with V.L. on it. St. Peter said "That was Jesus, he thinks he is Vince Lombardi"!

  A little girl riding in a car with her mother said, "Mommy, why does everybody hate Presbyterians?".  What makes you think that replied her mother?  Well she said, almost every street corner has a sign that says, Watch out for Presbyterians.  Her mother said, "No, No sweetheart, the signs say Watch out for Pedestrians".!

    A popular hockey goalie was scheduled to play a game in a town close to where an old college friend lived. He contacted his friend and said he would send tickets for him and his son if they would like to go to the game.  He also added he would buy dinner after the game. While at the restaurant a local newspaper reporter recognized the goalie and he inquired as to what he was doing there.  The goalie then proceeded to explain his presence.  The next day the reporter ran a story about his encounter with the goalie. The caption above the story read in bold letters, "The Father, the Son and the Goalie host".